I'd Shank A B*tch For You Infused With Situational Ethics | Funny Luxury Soy Scented Bestie Candle 9oz USA

This Luxury Soy Scented Candle by Malicious Women Co. is a bold and humorous addition to any home décor. Designed as a premium hand-poured, USA-made candle, it delivers a clean and long-lasting burn using 100% organic soy wax. With multiple unique fragrances like Santal & Black Cardamom, Sugared Pine, and Espresso Yo’ Self, this aromatherapy candle creates the perfect mood for relaxation, stress relief, and ambiance. Ideal as a gift for her, a gift for him, a best friend gift, or a novelty candle, it adds personality and fragrance to any space.

This multi-scent candle collection is perfect for men and women, offering versatile use in bedrooms, living rooms, offices, or bathrooms. The cotton wick ensures a toxin-free and eco-conscious burn, making it a true eco-friendly soy candle choice. Whether you are looking for a funny gift candle, luxury home fragrance, or stylish décor piece, this product delivers premium quality, strong scent throw, and long burn time for everyday enjoyment.

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

• Size: 9oz
• Made In: USA
• Lid Color: Black
• Vessel Color: Amber
• Burn Time: 40+ Hours
• Brand: Malicious Women Co.
• Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
• Type: Soy Wax Scented Candle
• Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
• Use: Home Decor, Aromatherapy, Gift Candle

This premium Malicious Women Co. scented soy candle is designed for luxury fragrance lovers seeking humor, style, and quality in one product. Perfect as a unique gift for men and women, it enhances any space with rich aromas and long-lasting burn performance. With eco-friendly soy wax, a cotton wick, and multiple scent options, it stands out as a top choice for a home décor candle, an aromatherapy candle, and a funny gift idea. Ideal for everyday use and special occasions.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

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Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.

You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.

If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at info@maliciouswomenco.comwithin 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

We require proof of purchase to process your request, even if your item was a gift.

If you're experiencing an issue with a MWCC product, please reach out within 48 hours of receiving your order and include photos with a detailed description in your email so that our team can determine how to best lend a helping hand.

NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.