I've Had Crunchwraps More Supreme Than This Court Infused With: The Utter F*cktastrophy of Today’s Politics

Experience bold humor and relaxation with the Malicious Women Co. political humor candle, a premium soy candle for stress relief and modern décor. This scented candle blends satire and comfort for both men and women, enhancing any home fragrance setup. Hand poured with organic soy wax, cotton wick, and clean fragrance oils, it ensures a long-lasting, clean burn for daily relaxation and gifting.

Choose from luxury scents like Berry Bellini, Espresso Yo’ Self, Oakmoss & Amber, Vanilla Crumbcake, Sage & Sea Salt, Santal & Black Cardamom, and more. Ideal as a gift for her, a gift for him, or a self-care treat, this aromatherapy candle creates a calming atmosphere for home, office, or bath. A perfect mix of humor and wellness, this natural soy wax candle keeps spaces fresh, soothing, and stylish.

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

• Size: 9oz
• Lid Color: Black
• Burn Time: 40+ Hours
• Hand-poured in the USA
• Brand: Malicious Women Co.
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
• Vessel Color: Amber Glass Jar
• Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
• Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA Grown)
• Product Type: Soy Candle / Scented Candle
• Clean Formula: No toxins, parabens, or phthalates
• Use: Men & Women / Home, Office, Gift, Relaxation

Elevate your space with the Malicious Women Co. political humor soy candle, designed for men and women who love bold personality and calming ambiance. This scented candle offers 40+ hours of clean burn with natural soy wax and a cotton wick. Perfect for home fragrance, gifting, meditation, and relaxation, it combines humor with wellness. A unique aromatherapy candle choice for modern homes, offices, and self-care routines that need a touch of attitude and comfort.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

Enjoy FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $100 within the contiguous U.S. A $5 flat-rate shipping fee is applied to orders under $100, and all orders shipping to AK, HI, and PR.

Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.

You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.

If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at info@maliciouswomenco.comwithin 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

We require proof of purchase to process your request, even if your item was a gift.

If you're experiencing an issue with a MWCC product, please reach out within 48 hours of receiving your order and include photos with a detailed description in your email so that our team can determine how to best lend a helping hand.

NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.