Look At Us! Killin' It In This Marriage Sh*t! Infused With: Annoying Each Other For The Rest Of Our Lives

The Malicious Women Co. Look At Us! Killin' It In This Marriage Sh*t! 9 oz Family Candle is a bold, funny, and relatable scented candle gift designed for couples, husbands, wives, women, men, and partners who love humor in their relationship. Featuring the quote “Look At Us! Killin' It In This Marriage Sh*t! Infused With: "Annoying Each Other For The Rest Of Our Lives," this candle brings laughter and love into everyday life. Hand poured in the USA using 100% organic soy wax, it provides a clean burn with no toxins, parabens, or phthalates. The amber jar with black lid adds a stylish touch to home decor candle setups in bedrooms, living rooms, bathrooms, kitchens, and office spaces. Multiple scent options are available, including floral, fresh, bakery, citrus, and woodsy blends.

This 9 oz soy candle features a cotton wick that is lead- and zinc-free, offering a long-lasting burn of approximately 40+ hours. Perfect for couples' gifts, wedding gifts, anniversary gifts, women's gifts, men's gifts, Valentine's gifts, holiday gifts, and housewarming gifts. Ideal for relaxation, date nights, spa nights, reading time, or everyday home fragrance. This funny luxury candle gift combines humor, romance, and premium quality, making it a perfect way to celebrate love and marriage in a lighthearted and meaningful way.

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

• Size: 9oz
  
• Lid Color: Black
  
• Vessel Color: Amber
  
• Hand-poured in the USA
  
• Circumference: 9.125"
  
• Multiple Scents Available
  
• Brand: Malicious Women Co.
  
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
  
• Burn Time: Approx. 40+ Hours
  
• Wick Material: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
  
• Free From: Toxins, Parabens, Phthalates
  
• Wax Type: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA-grown)
  
• Dimensions: 2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height with Lid
  
• Product Name: Malicious Women Co. Look At Us! Killin' It In This Marriage Sh*t! 9oz
• Family Candle
  
• Quote: Look At Us! Killin' It In This Marriage Sh*t! Infused With: Annoying Each Other For The Rest Of Our Lives

The Malicious Women Co. Look At Us! Killin' It In This Marriage Sh*t 9 oz Family Candle is a hilarious and meaningful scented candle gift for couples, women, and men who enjoy humor in relationships. Made with organic soy wax and a clean cotton wick, it delivers 40+ hours of cozy fragrance and ambiance. Perfect for weddings, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, and everyday home decor. With multiple scents available, this funny candle gift adds love, laughter, and warmth to any space.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

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