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Malicious Women Co. Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum. 9 oz Soy Candle | Political, Funny, Clean Burn Gift for Men, Women, Home Decor, USA Made

Malicious Women Co. Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum. 9 oz Soy Candle | Political, Funny, Clean Burn Gift for Men, Women, Home Decor, USA Made

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Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum Infused with Resistance in a World Gone Gilead Funny Political Soy Candle 9 oz Gift Home Decor Candle

The Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum Soy Candle by Malicious Women Co. is a powerful, politically inspired, funny scented candle designed for both men's and women's use. Hand-poured in the USA with 100% organic soy wax, this clean-burning candle delivers a toxin-free, eco-friendly home fragrance experience. Perfect for those who love bold statements and meaningful decor, it works as a unique gift for women, a gift for men, or a standout home decor piece that brings personality and purpose into any space.

Available in multiple scents, including Oakmoss & Amber, Espresso Yo’ Self, Vanilla Crumbcake, Sage & Sea Salt, Lemon Drop Martini, Jasmine & Eucalyptus, and more, this scented soy candle lets you choose your preferred fragrance based on mood and style. Infused with “Resistance In A World Gone Gilead,” it symbolizes strength, empowerment, and individuality. Ideal for bedrooms, offices, or relaxation spaces, this candle offers 40+ hours of long-lasting burn time while enhancing ambiance with premium fragrance performance and modern aesthetic appeal.

Specifications:

  • Lid: Black Metal Lid
  • Vessel: Amber Glass Jar
  • Hand-Poured: Made in USA
  • Brand: Malicious Women Co.
  • Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
  • Burn Time: 40+ Hours Approx.
  • Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
  • Product: Political Funny Soy Candle
  • Size: 9 oz (2.75" diameter x 3.5" height)
  • Free From: Toxins, Parabens, Phthalates
  • Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA Grown)

Benefits:

  • Suitable for men's and women's use
  • Enhances mood, relaxation, and home ambiance
  • Long-lasting scented candle (40+ hours burn time)
  • Available in multiple scents for personalized choice
  • Stylish home decor candle with empowering message
  • Premium clean-burning candle with eco-friendly materials
  • Perfect gift for men, gift for women, and political gift candle.

This political soy candle is designed for both men's and women's use, offering a bold message combined with premium home fragrance candle quality. With multiple scents available, you can select your favorite fragrance to match your mood and environment. Made with eco-friendly soy wax, it provides a clean-burning candle experience with a long-lasting aroma. Ideal for gifting or personal use, it adds strength, style, and meaning to any space while enhancing modern home decor with purpose and personality.


No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

BADASS CANDLES FOR BADASS PEOPLE!

Company Info

  • Woman Owned

  • Quality Focused

  • Made in the USA

  • Family Owned

Description

Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum Infused with Resistance in a World Gone Gilead Funny Political Soy Candle 9 oz Gift Home Decor Candle

The Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum Soy Candle by Malicious Women Co. is a powerful, politically inspired, funny scented candle designed for both men's and women's use. Hand-poured in the USA with 100% organic soy wax, this clean-burning candle delivers a toxin-free, eco-friendly home fragrance experience. Perfect for those who love bold statements and meaningful decor, it works as a unique gift for women, a gift for men, or a standout home decor piece that brings personality and purpose into any space.

Available in multiple scents, including Oakmoss & Amber, Espresso Yo’ Self, Vanilla Crumbcake, Sage & Sea Salt, Lemon Drop Martini, Jasmine & Eucalyptus, and more, this scented soy candle lets you choose your preferred fragrance based on mood and style. Infused with “Resistance In A World Gone Gilead,” it symbolizes strength, empowerment, and individuality. Ideal for bedrooms, offices, or relaxation spaces, this candle offers 40+ hours of long-lasting burn time while enhancing ambiance with premium fragrance performance and modern aesthetic appeal.

Specifications:

  • Lid: Black Metal Lid
  • Vessel: Amber Glass Jar
  • Hand-Poured: Made in USA
  • Brand: Malicious Women Co.
  • Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
  • Burn Time: 40+ Hours Approx.
  • Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
  • Product: Political Funny Soy Candle
  • Size: 9 oz (2.75" diameter x 3.5" height)
  • Free From: Toxins, Parabens, Phthalates
  • Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA Grown)

Benefits:

  • Suitable for men's and women's use
  • Enhances mood, relaxation, and home ambiance
  • Long-lasting scented candle (40+ hours burn time)
  • Available in multiple scents for personalized choice
  • Stylish home decor candle with empowering message
  • Premium clean-burning candle with eco-friendly materials
  • Perfect gift for men, gift for women, and political gift candle.

This political soy candle is designed for both men's and women's use, offering a bold message combined with premium home fragrance candle quality. With multiple scents available, you can select your favorite fragrance to match your mood and environment. Made with eco-friendly soy wax, it provides a clean-burning candle experience with a long-lasting aroma. Ideal for gifting or personal use, it adds strength, style, and meaning to any space while enhancing modern home decor with purpose and personality.


No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

Order Processing

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

Shipping Information

Enjoy FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $100 within the contiguous U.S. A $5 flat-rate shipping fee is applied to orders under $100, and all orders shipping to AK, HI, and PR.

Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.

You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.

Return Policy

If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at info@maliciouswomenco.comwithin 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

We require proof of purchase to process your request, even if your item was a gift.

If you're experiencing an issue with a MWCC product, please reach out within 48 hours of receiving your order and include photos with a detailed description in your email so that our team can determine how to best lend a helping hand.

NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.

100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES
100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES
100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES
100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES
100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES
100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES
100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES
100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES
100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES
100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES
100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES
100% ORGANIC HAND-POURED SOY WAX CANDLES

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Malicious Women Co. Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum. 9 oz Soy Candle | Political, Funny, Clean Burn Gift for Men, Women, Home Decor, USA Made