Not Today Mansplainer | Infused With Confidence & Facts You Can’t "Actually" Talk Your Way Out Of Funny Soy Candle 9oz Clean Burn Home Decor Gift

The Not Today Mansplainer Soy Candle by Malicious Women Co. is a bold, empowering, funny scented candle designed for those who love humor with attitude and premium home fragrance. Hand-poured in the USA using 100% organic soy wax, this clean-burning candle delivers a toxin-free, long-lasting aroma experience. With a cotton lead-free wick and premium fragrance oils, it ensures a smooth, guilt-free glow perfect for modern home decor lovers. Ideal for gifting, self-care, or adding personality to your space, this candle blends humor and luxury in one statement piece.

Infused with “Confidence & Facts You Can’t 'Actually' Whisk Away,” this 9oz soy wax candle offers 40+ hours of burn time and a rich scent throw. Choose from luxurious fragrances like Oakmoss & Amber, Santal & Black Cardamom, Espresso Yo’ Self, Lemon Drop Martini, and Jasmine & Eucalyptus to match your mood. Perfect as a gift for her, a birthday gift, a housewarming present, or office desk decor, it brings personality, warmth, and conversation-starting energy into any room while maintaining a clean, eco-friendly burn.

Specifications:

• • Lid Color: Black
    
  • Vessel Color: Amber
    
  • Hand-poured in the USA
    
  • Brand: Malicious Women Co.
    
  • Burn Time: 40+ Hours Approx.
    
  • Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
    
  • Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
    
  • Product Type: Funny Soy Candle
    
  • Size: 9oz (2.75" W x 3.5" H with lid)
    
  • Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA Grown)
    
  • Toxin-Free, Paraben-Free, Phthalate-Free

Benefits:
✔ Premium fragrance oils for strong scent throw
✔ Eco-friendly soy wax with sustainable sourcing
✔ Clean-burning candle with non-toxic ingredients
✔ Long-lasting home fragrance candle experience
✔ Adds humor and personality to modern home decor     
✔ Perfect gift for her, coworkers, or housewarming occasions

Make a bold statement with the Not Today Mansplainer Soy Candle, a premium funny gift candle designed for clean burning and powerful personality. Perfect for those searching for a unique home fragrance candle, it combines humor, empowerment, and luxury scent quality. Hand-poured in the USA with eco-friendly soy wax, it delivers a long-lasting, toxin-free burn. Ideal for gifting or personal use, this candle enhances any space with confidence, style, and a touch of attitude.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

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You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.

If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at info@maliciouswomenco.comwithin 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

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NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

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