Malicious Women Co. What The F*ck Is Happening 9 oz Family Candle | Funny Soy Gift for Women and Men, Multiple Scents, USA Made
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Description
What The F*ck Is Happening? Infused With Seriously... What Is Happening, Daily Chaos, Endless Questions & Family Humor Candle
The Malicious Women Co. What The F*ck Is Happening 9 oz Family Candle is the perfect mix of humor, premium fragrance, and stylish home decor. Featuring the saying What The F*ck Is Happening?" Infused With: Seriously... What Is Happening? This funny candle is ideal for women, men, couples, parents, friends, and family members who appreciate sarcasm and laughter. Hand poured in the USA using 100% organic soy wax, this candle offers a clean burn with no toxins, parabens, or phthalates. The amber vessel with black lid adds a modern decorative touch to bedrooms, kitchens, bathrooms, offices, and living rooms. Choose from multiple scents, including bakery, citrus, floral, fresh, and woodsy fragrance options.
Made with a premium cotton wick that is lead- and zinc-free, this 9 oz scented candle delivers approximately 40+ hours of long-lasting aroma and cozy ambiance. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, family gifts, office gifts, housewarming presents, self-care baskets, and everyday relaxation. This funny family candle is great for stress relief, meditation, reading, bath time, dinner decor, and creating a warm atmosphere. Whether shopping for a novelty gift or stylish fragrance candle, this product combines humor, quality craftsmanship, and multiple scent choices in one unforgettable candle gift.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:
- Size: 9oz
- Lid Color: Black
- Vessel Color: Amber
- Circumference: 9.125"
- Hand-poured in the USA
- Multiple Scents Available
- Hand-poured in the USA
- Multiple Scents Available
- Brand: Malicious Women Co.
- Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
- Burn Time: Approx. 40+ Hours
- No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates
- Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc Free)
- Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown in the USA
- Dimensions: 2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height with Lid
- Quote: What the F*ck Is Happening? Infused With: Seriously... What Is Happening?
- Product Name: Malicious Women Co. What the F*ck Is Happening? 9oz Family Candle
The Malicious Women Co. What The F*ck Is Happening? 9 oz Family Candle is the ultimate funny gift for women, men, couples, and families who love humor and great fragrance. Made with organic soy wax and a clean-burning cotton wick, it offers 40+ hours of premium scent and relaxing ambiance. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, office gifts, housewarming presents, and self-care nights. With multiple scents available, this funny-scented candle adds laughter, warmth, and stylish charm to any room.
No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.
BADASS CANDLES FOR BADASS PEOPLE!
Company Info
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Woman Owned
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Quality Focused
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Made in the USA
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Family Owned
Description
What The F*ck Is Happening? Infused With Seriously... What Is Happening, Daily Chaos, Endless Questions & Family Humor Candle
The Malicious Women Co. What The F*ck Is Happening 9 oz Family Candle is the perfect mix of humor, premium fragrance, and stylish home decor. Featuring the saying What The F*ck Is Happening?" Infused With: Seriously... What Is Happening? This funny candle is ideal for women, men, couples, parents, friends, and family members who appreciate sarcasm and laughter. Hand poured in the USA using 100% organic soy wax, this candle offers a clean burn with no toxins, parabens, or phthalates. The amber vessel with black lid adds a modern decorative touch to bedrooms, kitchens, bathrooms, offices, and living rooms. Choose from multiple scents, including bakery, citrus, floral, fresh, and woodsy fragrance options.
Made with a premium cotton wick that is lead- and zinc-free, this 9 oz scented candle delivers approximately 40+ hours of long-lasting aroma and cozy ambiance. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, family gifts, office gifts, housewarming presents, self-care baskets, and everyday relaxation. This funny family candle is great for stress relief, meditation, reading, bath time, dinner decor, and creating a warm atmosphere. Whether shopping for a novelty gift or stylish fragrance candle, this product combines humor, quality craftsmanship, and multiple scent choices in one unforgettable candle gift.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:
- Size: 9oz
- Lid Color: Black
- Vessel Color: Amber
- Circumference: 9.125"
- Hand-poured in the USA
- Multiple Scents Available
- Hand-poured in the USA
- Multiple Scents Available
- Brand: Malicious Women Co.
- Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
- Burn Time: Approx. 40+ Hours
- No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates
- Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc Free)
- Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown in the USA
- Dimensions: 2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height with Lid
- Quote: What the F*ck Is Happening? Infused With: Seriously... What Is Happening?
- Product Name: Malicious Women Co. What the F*ck Is Happening? 9oz Family Candle
The Malicious Women Co. What The F*ck Is Happening? 9 oz Family Candle is the ultimate funny gift for women, men, couples, and families who love humor and great fragrance. Made with organic soy wax and a clean-burning cotton wick, it offers 40+ hours of premium scent and relaxing ambiance. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, office gifts, housewarming presents, and self-care nights. With multiple scents available, this funny-scented candle adds laughter, warmth, and stylish charm to any room.
No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.
Order Processing
All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.
Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.
We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.
Shipping Information
Enjoy FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $100 within the contiguous U.S. A $5 flat-rate shipping fee is applied to orders under $100, and all orders shipping to AK, HI, and PR.
Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.
You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created.
Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.
We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.
Return Policy
If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!
Please contact our Customer Care team at info@maliciouswomenco.comwithin 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.
We require proof of purchase to process your request, even if your item was a gift.
If you're experiencing an issue with a MWCC product, please reach out within 48 hours of receiving your order and include photos with a detailed description in your email so that our team can determine how to best lend a helping hand.
NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.