I’m A F’n Professional Infused With A Walking HR Violation Copy | Funny 9 oz Soy Work Candle Gift for Men, Women, and Home Fragrance
Add bold humor and relaxing ambiance to your space with the Malicious Women Co. I’m A F’n Professional 9 oz Work Candle, a premium soy wax candle designed for modern professionals. Made with 100% organic soy wax, this clean-burning candle delivers a smooth, long-lasting fragrance experience with over 40 hours of burn time. Perfect for office desks, home workspaces, and relaxation corners, this candle is ideal for those who appreciate personality with performance. Choose from multiple aromatherapy candle scents such as Espresso Yo’ Self, Vanilla Crumbcake, Oakmoss & Amber, and Sage & Sea Salt for a customized fragrance experience.

This funny scented candle gift is suitable for both men and women, making it a perfect choice for coworker gifts, birthdays, office celebrations, and stress relief moments. Whether used as a home fragrance candle, office décor candle, or self-care candle, it delivers versatility for multiple uses. Crafted as a non-toxic candle, it is free from parabens and phthalates, ensuring a safe and eco-friendly burn experience for everyday use.

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

• Lid Color: Black
• Vessel Color: Amber
• Hand-poured in the USA
• Brand: Malicious Women Co.
• Burn Time: Approx. 40+ hours
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
• Wick Material: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
• Fragrance Options: Multiple Scents Available
• Size: 9 oz (2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height with lid)
• Wax Type: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA-grown)
• Use: Suitable for Men & Women, Home, Office, Workspaces, Gifting, and Relaxation

This premium scented soy candle combines humor, quality, and relaxation in one powerful product. Designed for professionals and office personalities, it delivers a clean-burning, long-lasting fragrance experience suitable for any environment. Perfect for home décor, office use, aromatherapy, and gifting, this eco-friendly candle works for both men and women. Whether you need a stress relief candle, funny gift idea, or luxury home fragrance candle, it offers premium scent variety, safe ingredients, and stylish design in every burn.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

Enjoy FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $100 within the contiguous U.S. A $5 flat-rate shipping fee is applied to orders under $100, and all orders shipping to AK, HI, and PR.

Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.

You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.

If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at info@maliciouswomenco.comwithin 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

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NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.