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A Message From Lacie - Vegas, Vodka, And Vulgarity.
May 06, 2024
Vegas, Vodka and Vulgarity  Disclaimer: Lacie wrote and emailed her submittal this week a tad...
Hummingbirds & Hilarity
Apr 19, 2024
The only story I have this week is about cake. It was my dad’s 70th birthday and I was in charge of the cake. I took my duties seriously and headed to the bakery. He is a true southerner and has a deep appreciation for the pecan. We won’t even get into the pronunciation debate- but I am team PE-CAN, my father is team PE-CON. It’s a whole thing in our family.
Corn Nut Catastrophes & Crowns
Apr 12, 2024
Let me begin by saying I googled the proper way to spell Corn Nuts and it is confirmed Corn Nuts is (are?) two words even if we pronounce it as ‘Cornuts’ one word. So, what had happened was, Joe and I have been binge watching Sons Of Anarchy. There are seven seasons of this show and this is considered our evening snack time. We are the masters of Empty Nest Dinners (END).
Malicious Mayhem Or Malicious Intent?
Apr 01, 2024
Malicious Mayhem Or Malicious Intent?  If you follow us on any of the socials you...
Pretentious PowerPoint Presentations
Mar 29, 2024
Two weeks ago I added 2 marketers to my team. Both mid-20s and both impressed...
Dogs, Damage, and The Dynamic Trio
Mar 22, 2024
Let me know if you all want to keep reading about my boring life, or...
Toothpaste, Toilet Paper, & Tomfoolery
Mar 15, 2024
My husband and I just celebrated our 24th wedding anniversary March 3rd, (26 years together)...
International Women's Day & Colonoscopies...
Mar 08, 2024
Happy International Women's Day! As I am busy listening to my husband complain about his colonoscopy...
Pepsi, Alphaholes, & Terminations
Mar 01, 2024
Alpha-Hole: n.  An alpha male asshole determined to make women feel small. See also ‘low...
Dystopian Hellscapes & The War On Women
Feb 23, 2024
Are you paying attention to what’s happening at the Supreme Court? If not, you need to because our rights AND our lives depend on it. There are multiple instances of carefully crafted lawsuits created specifically to slide up to the Supreme Court. A court which has a 6-3 conservative majority right now: The Sinister 6 and three liberals. Just by the sheer volume and type of lawsuits, the conservatives are telling us what rights they’d like to strip from women to keep all to themselves. Things like reproductive rights, how and when to have children, and basic life choice autonomy.