Well, Well, Well... If These Aren't The Consequences Of My Own Executive Dysfunction Infused With: Procrastination & Panic | Premium Home Fragrance Candle | --- Add humor, comfort, and premium fragrance to your home with the Well, Well, Well... If These Aren't The Consequences Of My Own Executive Dysfunction 9oz Soy Candle by Malicious Women Co. Crafted with 100% organic soy wax, this luxury scented candle offers a clean, long-lasting burn and stylish amber jar design that complements any room. Perfect for bedrooms, living rooms, offices, bathrooms, and self-care spaces, it creates a relaxing atmosphere while adding personality to your décor. A great choice for men and women, this candle also makes a thoughtful gift for her, a gift for him, a birthday gift, a funny gift, or a housewarming present.

Choose from multiple premium scents, including Vanilla Crumbcake, Oakmoss & Amber, Espresso Yo’ Self, Sage & Sea Salt, Sugared Pine, and more. Hand poured in the USA with a lead-free cotton wick, it provides an even burn and strong scent throw from first light to last flicker. Free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates, this clean-burning candle is ideal for relaxation, meditation, reading, work-from-home ambiance, and everyday enjoyment. A premium home fragrance candle designed for modern spaces, gifting occasions, and year-round comfort.

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

• Size: 9oz
• Lid Color: Black
• Vessel Color: Amber
• Hand-poured in the USA
• Multiple Scents Available
• Brand: Malicious Women Co
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
• Burn Time: Approx. 40+ Hours
• Free From: Toxins, Parabens, Phthalates
• Wick Material: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
• Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown in the USA
• Product Name: Well, Well, Well... If These Aren't The Consequences Of My Own Executive Dysfunction

Enjoy humor and luxury in one stylish design with the Well, Well, Well... If These Aren't The Consequences Of My Own Executive Dysfunction 9oz Soy Candle by Malicious Women Co. Made for both men and women, this premium scented candle delivers long-lasting fragrance, clean burn performance, and cozy ambiance for bedrooms, offices, living rooms, and relaxation spaces. Ideal as a funny gift, birthday gift, or housewarming gift, it combines personality with premium craftsmanship. Multiple scents available for every season and mood.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

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Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.

You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.

If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at info@maliciouswomenco.comwithin 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

We require proof of purchase to process your request, even if your item was a gift.

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NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.