This collection is for the people who run group chats like military operations, organize carpools like covert missions, and can dismantle bad policy with a Stanley cup in one hand and a laminated plan in the other. You do not need to be a mom. You do not need to drink wine. You just need to be deeply tired of authoritarian bullshit and wildly competent at multitasking.
Soft. Comfortable. Built for protests, school drop-offs, mutual aid runs, and side-eyeing cable news from your couch.
Wear it proudly. Or aggressively. Dealers choice.
The fine print, because logistics are also our kink:
All clothing ships on Tuesdays and Thursdays only.
If you order multiple items, your order will be held until everything can ship together. We are nothing if not organized.
Designed for people who get called dangerous for existing loudly.
I bought this for my co-worker who was forced to retire when her position was dissolved after the sale of our business. Anything she was asked to do, she did with a smile but I know how much she wanted to tell people to eff off. This was the perfect touch to her bouquet of mini scotch bottles :)
There’s a reason I got one candle off Amazon on a whim for a solo self care night, and a few weeks later I now own a dozen. They smell amazing. The jars are adorable. The copy is HILARIOUS. The owner is a damned treasure. This is a company I imagine was created by a person who isn’t my best friend but easily could be. That’s who I want to buy stuff from. Someone who isn’t making garbage, overly pretty scented, fluffy type crap for exactly the opposite person I am. These are candles for EXACTLY the type of person I am. Funny, smart, and likes a bold but not overwhelming, well crafted and solid scent. It’s whiskey neat while eating maraschino cherries at the bar. Judge me? I will roll my eyes and go “Want one?” and wish I could muster a fart. These candles are several pillows under my ass and a dog on my lap while I watch garbage reality shows and eat cheese. These candles are your favorite book, shipped to your house, and none of the edges are messed up and it smells all new, and getting to sit down and read it while cool air blows in from the open window and cascades over your hands while you turn pages. These candles are comfort in a jar and I will kick anyone right in wolfman’s nards if they take them away from me. I love them so much. Can you tell?
Listen, I absolutely LOVE this company! High quality products, fantastic customer service, great packaging, and they stand for everything I’m passionate about! This candle bundle smells awesome, burns perfectly, and is a great daily reminder of who the f*ck we should be as Americans!
This Is A Safe Space | 9oz Pride Candle | Malicious Women Co.
Absolutely outstanding!! BUY IT NOW!!
Listen, I absolutely LOVE this company! High quality products, fantastic customer service, great packaging, and they stand for everything I’m passionate about! This candle bundle smells awesome, burns perfectly, and is a great daily reminder of who the f*ck we should be as Americans!
This Is A Safe Space | 9oz Pride Candle | Malicious Women Co.
Absolutely outstanding!! BUY IT NOW!!
I’m hesitant to share how incredible the Citron & Stone wax melts are because I don’t want them to sell out all the time. I receive so many compliments, but they’re not overpowering or floral. The packaging and shipping are top-notch. Women-owned businesses truly put in the extra effort and attention to detail that others don’t.
I love them ! They are hilarious. I show everybody who comes over even the Trump supporters. However, they don’t come over too often.
