Funny Scented Candle with Premium Soy Wax & Long-Lasting Fragrance
Turn everyday stress into laughter with this funny scented candle designed for bold personalities and real-life moods. The “It’s Already Been A Day” candle blends humor with premium craftsmanship, making it a standout sarcastic gift candle for friends, coworkers, or yourself. Infused with a playful “breakfast wine” vibe, it pairs perfectly with a wide variety of fragrances from sweet bakery-inspired notes to fresh botanical blends. Whether you love a vanilla-scented candle, fruity aromas, or earthy tones, there’s a scent to match your mood and elevate your space.

Crafted using 100% organic soy wax candle materials, this candle offers a clean, eco-conscious burn without toxins, parabens, or phthalates. The natural cotton wick ensures a smooth, even flame with an impressive 40+ hour burn time. Housed in a stylish amber jar with a modern black lid, it doubles as chic home décor. This long-lasting candle is perfect for relaxation, gifting, or simply adding a cozy, fragrant touch to any room.

Specifications:

• Size: 9oz
• Made In: USA
• Lid Color: Black
• Vessel Color: Amber
• Burn Time: 40+ Hours
• Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
• Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
• Wax Type: 100% Organic Soy Wax
• Dimensions: 2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height
• Fragrance Options: Choose from Multiple Premium Scents

Benefits
✔ Stylish reusable jar for décor
✔ Smooth, even burn with minimal soot
✔ Ideal gift for women with a sense of humor
✔ Wide scent variety to suit every preference
✔ Clean-burning candle with no harmful chemicals
✔ Long-lasting fragrance for extended enjoyment
✔ Eco-friendly and made from renewable resources

Upgrade your space with this long-lasting soy candle that blends humor, style, and quality into one unforgettable experience. Perfect as a unique funny gift or a personal treat, it delivers a relaxing glow with premium fragrance that lingers beautifully. Designed for those who appreciate both comfort and personality, this home fragrance candle adds warmth and character to any room. Light it up, unwind, and let the stress of the day melt away with every burn.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc- and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email info@maliciouswomenco.com or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

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NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

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